.: Ya Hui :.

If you looked at my previous posts, they are mostly makeup related.
If you look even further back, my blog is loaded with streaks of sarcasm and bits of everyday life humour. My catty little rants, snide remarks, critiques, etc, and doing what girls do best - gossiping.
But now, it’s all makeup. Die lah, have I [...]

Do these look anything like fungi to you?

I gave a self-satisfied sigh after doing this on myself, and ran out to show them to my brother.
‘Wtf looks like your nails grew some sort of weird fungus.’

Lao eh suddenly kena insulted pulak.

-_-
Fine fine, I know it doesn’t look very good, but I still wanna share [...]

Weddings. Don’t you just love ‘em. Well, my brother wedded his honey of 10+ years on October 28th. So sweet to see both of them finally hubby and wifey. Who says true love doesn’t last, huh? Plus, they survived approximately 4 years of LDR. *Shows middle finger to those who jump ship and hump like [...]

It’s been a while since I’ve updated on monolid makeup tips and the sorts. Well, I have a good one for you ladies out there who have been googling for help and stumbled across my humble little blog.
Last week, I dragged my sick ass to Pavilion to have a brief walk with my cousin. We [...]

I really, really want to blog some stuff to share with ya all.
But, it’s a killer week for me.
Readers, bear with me, stay with me, please?
I’ll be back.

This is my beautiful wardrobe filled with all my worldly girl possessions.

But, some alien flew in and infested the whole lot, with this.

I hereby, the Chaborkia of this blog, beg you to tell me what the hell is this and how the hell can I get rid of it. I’ve tried cleaning it with a [...]

Ta-da!

Do you like it? I did it on a whim, after having not practiced for a loooong time. I haven’t even eat breakfast nor brushed my teeth. -.-
And this, is also in conjunction with Deepavali. Happy Deepavali my Indian comrades (if any).
Also, to apologise for lack of updates because my brother just got married with [...]

I induced lots of pain to my dear bf just now.
Guess what I did?
Wakakakakakaka… Duwan to tell you.
Oh, and in case you thought I induce pain coz I don’t love him anymore, here’s proof of how much I still love him after so many torture years.

Sleepy bugger not interested in sales. -.-
Muahahahahahahaha.
To take [...]

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Today I’m going to talk about…
Balls.
Some appetizers before I proceed.

Some insane woman who presumably went mad and succumbed to the pressure to satisfy the longing of male species by getting bigger boobs. Epic boobs girl, you phail liao.
Want more? You Google by yourself lah. Enough liao hor? Don’t go to the toilet to… Erm, never [...]