This is for the LULZ Category

The Chaborkia was here during Christmas eve, amidst the crowd, shamelessly posing for the Canon boy’s EOS 350D.
I wish he had his prime lenses with him, the result could end up so much better.
Plus a very short and simple verdict for Ngee Ann City’s shopping and all the malls within vicinity:
Expensive, over-rated and [...]

I never dutifully do tags because I’m lazy. But i complied to EvonT’s tag this time coz she’s pretty because it’s about love and this could be an interesting insight for myself as time goes by, so here goes.
RULE ONE:
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question [...]

Sei loh, feeling horny tim.

Must… Stop… Thinking…

ARRRGH!!!!!!!!

And I sprouted horns.

*Tugs at them* This shit is real.

I’m feeling hungry already.
And I sneaked up to my prey…

And eated kissed him.

And he liked it!

It’s 1130, nearly the middle of the night, and I wish to berak. But I can’t, so here am I blogging, lol.
Out of pure boredom, I casually mentioned to a college mate of mine that I have a girlfriend who is single, looking for activity partners and hopefully Mr Right.
Me to my college buddy:
Anybody [...]

Should I be amused that my readers fell for my lame joke, or should I be ashamed that I lied?
Oh well, I’m bemused. XD
To those who took my joke seriously and didn’t get the catch point, I’m so sorry. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! I did actually… Look closer.
Anyway, the double [...]

I take back what I said about my appreciating and embracing single eyelids. It’s hard, living in a world surrounded by the stereotype of big is beautiful. And that, my dears, applies to boobs, and even eyes, you name it.
Now, after succumbing to the pressure, I chickened out and went for double eyelid surgery.
Jaws dropping? [...]

Revlon’s Colorstay Liquid Liner deeply impressed me on my uneventful visit to Watsons to hunt for a cheap drugstore alternative to my Bobbi Brown Long-Wearing Gel Liner. It’s getting wearisome to wash my eyeliner brush, use it then wash it again after dipping into my pot of Bobbi Brown eyeliner.
And today, it was put to [...]

Firstly, I wanna show off my new curls.
Say hi to them, baybeh.

I love Maggi Mee.
Then, let me introduce to you, my first ever Cats Whiskers purchase. Kononnya I’m a kampung chaborkia, so it takes a while to catch up with the latest fashion trends, you see. I still shop at Sungei Wang, the uber lala [...]

Ma, Papaya = Boob Growth?

In: This is for the LULZ

My mom boiled the most lovely papaya soup that I’ve ever tasted today.
Well, to justify that, it was the first time drinking such a soup, as she can hardly find papayas that are suitable for cooking as most often we treat it as a fruit. XD
After drinking the soup, a thought struck me.
‘Ma, will it [...]

In the Chaborkia’s dictionary, lady-boys are no longer dominated by transvestites. Rather, their position is starting to be threatened by the fairer species. Not us girls, but rather, guys who are getting fairer and fairer and more curvaceous than girls. Guys, who have glowing fair complexion and a practically hair-less face. Guys, who have plucked [...]

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