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Can someone explain this shit? LOL.

I can’t bear to have my hands unwashed after a round of gym. Ya know, sharing gym equipment coated with 101 fellas sweat, beh tahan sial lah.

Then hor, I went to the club toilet to wash my hands. To my dismay, the toilet door was closed. Public toilet how can close like that wan?! I can get pretty nasty when I feel unclean and in dire need to wash my hands / pee, so I just barged in.

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I had a full-frontal view of Middle. Eastern. boobies.
Picture strictly for illustration purposes only.

Omaigod.

Round, firm and -TMI so removed-.

Apparently a bunch of Middle Eastern women closed the toilet door so that they can run around stark naked and shampoo each other’s hair in the club’s toilet. Wtf it’s a public toilet you idiots. The one I saw just came out of the shower. Not only boobs, I saw her entire naked body.

I dunno whether should I be amused or traumatized by this experience.

Betcha you’d kill to be in my shoes lol.

Middle Eastern boobies pwns Megan Fox anytime. Neh neh neh neh pu pu.

What’s wrong with girls nowadays? Head over heels with pricks that look like utter sissies? Those Korean guys hired to be ambassadors for Korean skincare brands? OMG beh tahan sial. Long flowing hair and dreamy pose pl0x. PUI.

I, on the other hand, prefer real, tough men.

Seeeee my taste in men reflects even on my camera taste too. No nonsense, practical, sturdy build, no frills, functionable. Just the way I love my man.

Screw pink compact cameras with 101x megapixels. They’re just effing gay.

Say hello, guys, to my new Panasonic Lumix DMC-LX3. :D

While I was admiring this sample picture taken by my next potential camera, the Panasonic Lumix LX3, dad walked over to see what I was up to.

Courtesy of DPReview Lumix LX3 Gallery

Me: Look at the whole feel of the picture!
Dad: *Scoff* My Sony camera can do better.
Me: *Points at the amazing bokeh* For a compact camera to achieve this, it’s amazing!
Dad: *Scoff* My Sony camera can make sure the girl and the background also sharp. Background so blur, how can wan.

HAHAHAHAHA apparently people of different times appreciate a different perspective of beauty.

In the middle of a random MSN conversation with Akonana,

Me: Wah that girl damn hang fuk loh, she married a gold fish. Got big mansion to live in tiny little Singapore.
Bf: Gold fish means hang fuk oh? But I’m just a fei zhao yu wor…

I lol’d hard. If that wasn’t enough, he proceeded:

Actually I think worse than that, I’m just a ham yu…

Hahahahaha sorry no translation this time. Translate jor not funny anymore. Either get it and LOL, if not, no worries! The chaborkia will tickle you with more lolz in the future!