Chaborkia's Vanity Category

Saya Anti Rasuah.

In: Chaborkia's Vanity, This is BOLEHLAND

Malaysia, infamously named the Rasuah land, after ‘Bolehland’, in the Chaborkia’s dictionary. Rasuah, happens practically in ANY place man.

In lecture halls, a certain jolly lecturer with a huge appetite demands for food bribes (just kidding, no seriously, if any TARC officials read this. HAHA!),
In the streets, a speeding kiddo without lesen (typo intended) bribes a [...]

My Fringe.

In: Chaborkia's Vanity

Funny how when my fringe is in varying lengths, it frames my face into a totally different style.
Have it long, and I will look like a dopey idiot.
- haiyah sudah cut hair too late to pose for a dopey pic -
Have it short, and I look like a China doll.

Some people might say that [...]

OMG Hand from Nowhere!

In: Chaborkia's Vanity, Le' Randoms

OMG, a hand!!!!1

What should I do with it? What to do, what to do?!!!!!!!!1

Being the glutton I was, I eated it.
Pimple scars not removed via Photoshop to emphasize that the Chaborkia is a living, breathing human, with raging teenage hormones.
Kthxbai.

*Looks at my previous post comments and gives a small cough*
I caught an allergy conjunctivitis that made my eye red and bloodshot, I could have come across as the Jokeress! T.T Anyway since this doctor is pretty friendly with us, we had a looooooong chat about all things health plus politics. My mom directed the [...]

I… Won myself a CLS just yesterday. *OMG OMG* Now you know why have your favourite blogger been absent, yes? I was in jubilation, hands were shaking as the car keys were passed to me, which totally immobilised my fingers to type on a keyboard at the weight of the reality. I. Won. A. Car. [...]

Supreme Lag-acy.

In: Chaborkia's Vanity, Le' Randoms

Can’t use MSN because of supreme lag-acy, so that means I can’t finish my task too. Eventually, that leads to a moodless Ya Hui. Therefore, her Photoshop skill is off the hook today. Don’t wish to look at patchy ugly skin? Then don’t rush me for pictures. If EVER, anyone wants to see them. Muahahaha.
Evil [...]

It’s a bit unnerving to explain what Public Relations exactly is to a father who is accustomed to defining things according to stereotypes.
I can’t really forget the grimace when he looked at my result slip. Printed atop, was a bright glowing A and a C for some stupid LAN subject which I can’t really be [...]

Today is the day where my group mates dreaded. We were to deliver a presentation for Chinese Writing for Mass Media. It wasn’t just another presentation - you can’t get away by doing it cin-cai style. THIS. IS. SERIOUS. BUSINESS. The lecturer had high requirements for this one.
Year 2 is one hell of work for [...]

Just a quick update as I wait for my friend’s approval before finishing off my assignment.
Well, Ya Hui is NOT pleased with one of her lecturers. A combination of a demanding lecturer plus bleeding the nuts out of myself during the time of the month (You get the deal right? Shhh!) doesn’t help either. I [...]

Being 19.

In: Chaborkia's Vanity

It’s an hour away till I’m officially 19. That’s right, my sweet sweet 18 is about to come to an end. Come the 19, where almost everybody hates because it scares off the 18 and brings on the 20 real soon.
My goodness. Have I grown at all? My boobs seem the same compared to last [...]

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