.: Ya Hui :.

It’s been a while since I’ve updated on monolid makeup tips and the sorts. Well, I have a good one for you ladies out there who have been googling for help and stumbled across my humble little blog.
Last week, I dragged my sick ass to Pavilion to have a brief walk with my cousin. We [...]

Should I be amused that my readers fell for my lame joke, or should I be ashamed that I lied?
Oh well, I’m bemused. XD
To those who took my joke seriously and didn’t get the catch point, I’m so sorry. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! I did actually… Look closer.
Anyway, the double [...]

I take back what I said about my appreciating and embracing single eyelids. It’s hard, living in a world surrounded by the stereotype of big is beautiful. And that, my dears, applies to boobs, and even eyes, you name it.
Now, after succumbing to the pressure, I chickened out and went for double eyelid surgery.
Jaws dropping? [...]

Firstly, I wanna show off my new curls.
Say hi to them, baybeh.

I love Maggi Mee.
Then, let me introduce to you, my first ever Cats Whiskers purchase. Kononnya I’m a kampung chaborkia, so it takes a while to catch up with the latest fashion trends, you see. I still shop at Sungei Wang, the uber lala [...]

In the Chaborkia’s dictionary, lady-boys are no longer dominated by transvestites. Rather, their position is starting to be threatened by the fairer species. Not us girls, but rather, guys who are getting fairer and fairer and more curvaceous than girls. Guys, who have glowing fair complexion and a practically hair-less face. Guys, who have plucked [...]

Single eyelid, or monolid girls, ever got stuck in a rut trying to find a tutorial to teach you how to do eye makeup on yourself, a lesser minority of the world populated by the conventional double eyelids?
It’s pretty frustrating to live in a world where the term ‘double eyelid’ naturally goes along with ‘beautiful’, [...]

Malaysia, infamously named the Rasuah land, after ‘Bolehland’, in the Chaborkia’s dictionary. Rasuah, happens practically in ANY place man.

In lecture halls, a certain jolly lecturer with a huge appetite demands for food bribes (just kidding, no seriously, if any TARC officials read this. HAHA!),
In the streets, a speeding kiddo without lesen (typo intended) bribes a [...]

Funny how when my fringe is in varying lengths, it frames my face into a totally different style.
Have it long, and I will look like a dopey idiot.
- haiyah sudah cut hair too late to pose for a dopey pic -
Have it short, and I look like a China doll.

Some people might say that [...]

OMG, a hand!!!!1

What should I do with it? What to do, what to do?!!!!!!!!1

Being the glutton I was, I eated it.
Pimple scars not removed via Photoshop to emphasize that the Chaborkia is a living, breathing human, with raging teenage hormones.
Kthxbai.

*Looks at my previous post comments and gives a small cough*
I caught an allergy conjunctivitis that made my eye red and bloodshot, I could have come across as the Jokeress! T.T Anyway since this doctor is pretty friendly with us, we had a looooooong chat about all things health plus politics. My mom directed the [...]