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India in Lomo-tion.

Gah I hate writer’s block. I hate it when I have nothing entertaining to write. Sure, I can blog about the Indian Maggi Mee that I had but I am so uninspired, sparks definitely won’t fly when I write about it.

Here are some pics to stifle to silence. Just doodling around with random pics from my collection and playing with Photoshop.

Enjoy! And don’t laugh if you find my skills mediocre. Blek!

cow by you.

The cheeky cow who tried to steals yer tomaters.

street intersection by you.

The streets of India. A distinct flavour of it’s own.

container by you.

Auto rickshaws don’t just serve to ferry people around, they are used for logistics as well.

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The Sights and Sounds of India.

Showing you guys the sights and sounds of the area that I live, as I cruise along the streets to run our weekly family errands.

First, let me start you off with a burly Bollywood star an Indian police man.

lan ying by you.

Yeng leh?

taxi by you.

Although India’s main transportation is their auto rickshaws, there are comfortable taxis for you to call when you need ‘em.

bmw by you.

It’s most comfortable when you have a daddy who can afford you one of these, a BMW 7 series OMG. (Sorry dear Akonana I know you’ll barf when you see this. -_-)

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Kids, Cute? Bah Humbug!

Day 16 : 2009-03-31 

My lousy CGPA that never improved throughout the semesters. Le sigh. People straight A hor? I straight B. Some more in sync one, B+ B- B+ B-. Symmetry OMG!

Day 17 : 2009-04-01

I’m too lame for April’s Fool. But this ain’t a joke. A real set of Adobe CS4 Student Edition. Dear gege bought this wonderful gift for me last week. No occasion, simply just a gift for his dear younger sister. Love you. <3 Btw do support original software, RM400++ for the full set of Adobe software, for STUDENTS. Worth every penny IMHO. Comes with lots of training too. 

Day 18 : 2009-04-02

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Day 19 : 2009-04-03

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Day 20 : 2009-04-04

I stared long and hard at this self portrait, thinking how should I glamourize it with Adobe Photoshop. I looked and looked, finally deciding that I don’t have the sort of taste it takes to induce false perfect complexions and fantastic ‘lighting’ for pictures. Either my taste sucks, or I’m just not in the mood. Once a while, a gal gotta looks fab though. =)

Day 21 : 2009-04-05

After this session of assignment dealing with kids, it further fortified my hate towards them. My friend, who was fond of kids 5 seconds before she was hoarded by the lot of ‘em, turned to me and said she needs to consider about whether she really wants kids in the future. Wakakakaka.

There is this one kid the moment he saw me he said, ‘Eeeyer why your face liddat one?’ Fuck, whatever happened to the humble greeting of ‘jie jie’?

Of course, he’s refering to my acne condition. Kids, although extremely well-kept on the outside, have overdeveloped brains no thanks to monster concoctions by melamine milk powder companies that does them no good but to turn them into selfish, stuffed up little beasts. Whatever happened to childhood innocence? It’s all gone. 

Silently, I curse in my heart, I hope you have a bee hive face when you grow up, kiddo.

PS: Kids nowadays have ahmads driving Estimas to pick ‘em up for classes. Wtf.
PSS:  Kids nowadays are smart-asses that you wish to strangle the moment they open their mouth to insult you.
PSSS: I REALLY hate kids.

 

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When a Girl is Dateless, She Becomes Cheeky!

What does a girl do when she’s stuck at home alone with no one to date?

She becomes… Cheeky with her camera and her makeup.

And did this vain shit. XD By all means not a perfect picture because this angle flattened (yes flattened, not flattered) my boobs, then I forgot to suck in mah tummy, then my skin sucks as usual, expression also very blah, but hey, first attempt wor. Comments please? :) 

Tee hee. Hope you like it. :) Anyone wanna see more?

PS: I love this fluffy skirt so much, do you? 

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