About

Tired of seeing fake angels, sweet girls who uses pseudonyms to cover up themselves? Wanna taste something raw and in the face? This blog is definitely for you!

Me, the owner of Chaborkia.com, has come across a lot of weird pseudonyms, and has realized that the best thing that ever happens to someone is appreciating their own name. That’s right, chaborkia essentially means ‘girl’. Isn’t that me? A girl called Ya Hui. Yeah! Great relationship! *heart* Love that! No more sweet_angel_yahui, little_devil_yahui yucky names, urgh, can’t even imagine~

Basically I try different things from all aspects of life, I do not direct myself to tech blogging, food blogging or whatnot, it’s everything in a blending machine, combined into one, under Chaborkia.com. Hope you enjoy reading here as much as I enjoy writing down bits and pieces of my mundane (really!) life. ^^

Here’s some information to get yourself familiar with the Chaborkia:

The Chaborkia loves:

Herself
Her family
Her beloved boyfriend
Her friends
This blog
YOU! Yes you, thanks for reading this! I ruff yew!
Wordpress. I never knew how wonderful were you till I experienced you myself. Muacks muacks muacks. No more weird bugs from Blogger! Damn it!

… And other random things that you should know about the Chaborkia…

The Chaborkia:

Cringes and backs away at the sight of Metrobuses.
Feels remorse for TARC people, students and staff alike, due to the lack of clean toilets. My dear lecturers, I feel your pain stepping into a puddle of urine or accidentally swiping your hair on the bogeys stuck on the wall. I FEEL you, really. Now, head of college, if you EVER read this, can you frigging raise our college fees by a little and employ some RESPONSIBLE toilet cleaners? Damn you man. We are of modern civilization, we do not deserve to live in filth like that.
Shakes her head in disapproval or laugh openly at the sight of fugly Japanese wannabe girls (who claim themselves to be fashionable but in fact are the poor slaves of the fashion police) on the streets.
Is in disdain each and everytime she reads the local newspaper.
Is highly entertained with the humour shown from our dear politicians.
Is disgusted by Mat Rempits. I hope you die a horrible, horrible death on your bike. My Wira no fly like you so terror, but I hope you fly to hell with your ruddy bikes.
Is PROUD of her single eyelids. Yucks, you must be thinking. Nice meh, you ask. Well, let me tell you - The whole damn freaking world is biased into thinking that having the so-called ‘double eyelid’ makes any girl supremely beautiful . Well, fuck that. Who defined beauty anyway? Imma proud of my oriental eyes and try to get le’ exotica when you look like any 3490855867 random girls you see on the street, trying to out-compete themselves with the girl next door in the never ending race of wanting to get their eyes as big as possible until they look as though they’ll fall out of their eye sockets. Btw, bet you didn’t know there is a small community of monolid makeup lovers, don’tcha?! But admittedly, living in a stereotyped world, it can get a little unnerving sometimes LOL.
Despises half done or chipped nail polish. Damn you, if you dunno how to do then don’t do lah, do until like you no money buy polish and all that remains on your nails are leftovers that you pick up from the trash. Lazy people who are too busy procrastinating to take off their nail polish are reprieved because I am one of them too LOL.
Is a hypochondriasis. Dunno what it means? Google it LOL I just found out bout it too. XD

The Chaborkia is also a shopaholic who absolutely loves:

Shoes!!! I have so many shoes, you’ll get lost in my shoe cabinet! And no, I don’t collect Vincci shoes. You definitely won’t come across seeing me hoarding Vincci religiously. I love shoes that give me comfort AND beauty in one package. However, I sometimes splurge on those irresistible high heels that can kill. (Applicable both ways in killing yourself and killing the male species with it’s supreme sexiness)
Clothes! Which girl doesn’t? Starting to love baby doll dresses more and more…
Makeup. My love for makeup started with several low end eyeliners, which hardly showed up on my eyes. Eventually I got fed up and started investing in high-end products, and boy was I pleased. I started primping around with just an eyeliner then, NOW my makeup kit consists of nearly everything needed to create that fake beauty. *Pauses and thinks* Nah actually, I hate covering myself with tons of gunk religiously. So I do it on a leisure basis when I want to look extra good and, for a better word, ‘enhancing’ myself LOL.
Nail art. I prefer DIY as I am a stingy ass girl who refuses to part her money for something that could be done beautifully by herself with a bit of patience and self-bought kits.

That’s about it I guess. Should you have any inquiries, you can reach me at yahui.tan89 [at] gmail [dot] com. ^^