Who needs the chicken cross the road joke when you have LOL goat?

Dude, you’re doing it wrong. Run before I eat joo.

I was wondering why among the two meat shops, the right one seems to have more business…

… Till I took this picture of the two respective bosses of the shops.

It pays to have a boss NOT look like a… duh… erm… teh-lah-list.

Hi guys! Just got back from my weekend outing. As usual, another mall raid.

Top is 600 and skirt is 700… Rupees. :D

I dun think these two match, but I was just trying it out at home. Fitting rooms here are dangerous - the pr0n industry is booming with tons of MMS on sale, featuring girls trying out outfits in various malls in India.

Faggots.

And guess what? I discovered a Bourjois and Max Factor cosmetic counter, right here in India! And the hygiene standard far surpasses any typical mall here in Ahmedabad City. Kononnya Designer Mall. I wonder how many of the population can afford to visit here. >_> In fact, the mall was empty! @@ I only see an Audi and a BMW parked outside. And there I was taking a Rs.30 (RM3 +/-) auto rickshaw to this ‘designer’ mall. LOL wtf.

I was hogged down by a Bourjois girl swatching whatever eyeliner she got her hands on. Typical Indian salesperson, but slightly more friendly than those from normal malls.

Suprisingly they don’t budge when I tried rubbing it off, and when I flushed it with water, all the liquid liners went off except for the pencil liner (gray one). o.O And DON’T LOOK AT MY HAIR WTF.

I’m pretty excited to see this two brands here. Anyone wanna spree? :D

Ahmedabad (city - think Kuala Lumpur), a city in Gujarat (state - think Wilayah Persekutuan) , India (duh - Bolehland of course) is hardly a tourist attraction sorta place. But for me, it’s really a chance to let you taste what India is about… You can’t get this experience anywhere… The scent of cow shit, people spitting and urinating at the streets in full view, beggars who can grope at you to beg for money, etc etc.

Ah sorry I’ve strayed off a little.

Welcome to Ahmedabad’s famous Law Garden bazaar. Law Garden itself is a famous garden, sorta like Titiwangsa. Will blog about the garden later on.

Right behind the trees, is a little stretch of street is famous for it’s handcrafted items.

See the colourful and intricate bedsheet? Oh so nice, but not practical to sleep on.

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My dad was delighted at the sight of cheap mangoes going on sale in India and bought all these in one go.

See our boxful of mangoes! Got a rat faint inside pulak!

I think… About 6 breed of mangoes here. Surprisingly the green ones can sometimes be sweeter than the deceivingly red one.

This goes to show that men are also vulnerable to the words ‘Sale’ and ‘Great Savings’.

A little while back I was at a friend’s blog reading her latest entry, hurt over some relationship issues. I dropped her a comment to cheer her up.

Everyone in a relationship naturally knows about the whole ‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus’ debacle, right? I dunno you lah, but ever since entering college and mingling with kids full of raging hormones; what with the mingling around with guy friends and all the gossiping we girls share among ourselves, I’ve sorta have a conclusion of my own on how the male brain works.

So my comment to my friend went something like…

‘It’s alright, it’ll pass. Guys are like that! Our minds and priorities are different, maybe it was all just wrong timing. I’ve experienced what you’ve been through actually. Try pulling his ears next time when he’s not behaving, that helped for my bf, he seems a lot more better now. :D’

Surprisingly enough, an Anonymous guy butted in to comfort the girl too. With an extra message targetted at me. O.O

Boys and girls are different species with different senses, mindset, EQ, etc… Things that you think work for you might not work for a guy, and vice versa. -Insert comforting words-

Cheers!

Regards,
Anonymous.

PS: Chaborkia, ur bf not bad loh, dun so ‘yim jim’ liao, hehe…

Definition of ‘yim jim’ - picky in cantonese

Ever since I read this message, I started calling my bf Jim, Yim Jim.

Simply because his surname is Yim and he was the anon who tried to be funny with me.

XDXD

Gotcha! Ngek ngek.