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A woman was lying down comfortably at her yoga mat, at peace with the world while doing her meditation.

The phone rang.

“Maaaaaaaaaa there is a maggot in mai ngai gua (brinjal)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111″

Being the loving and patient mother she was, she replied, “Just throw it away if you see anything funny with it.”

With that, she went back to her yoga mat and resumed lying down.

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And the phone rang again.

“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a lot of maggots ah! Eeeee-yeeeeeeer!”

“What lah you, little bit also make long distance call to complain, in the future how to cook for husband?!!!!”

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I got very little cooking experience mah, and maggots are fugly.

See.

 me 

Maggots in brinjals irk me particularly because they look fucking disgusting, like sleeping inside the squishy body of the plant. Wtf?! How the hell they get it there? Am never gonna buy brinjals again! I cooked brinjals about the 5th time since I started my culinary adventure, and all 5 times at least one got maggots inside! Shit!

And don’t forget, I’m just another bimbotic fickle chaborkia you see on the street who goes ‘eeeeeeeeew’ at all things yucky. Am. A. Normal. Chaborkia. That’s why I go ‘eeeeeeew’.

Oh ya, I have heard a lot of raves about Jusco’s fresh groceries. Well, don’t be too confident on Jusco’s groceries just yet. I found this in my bunch of brinjals.

Day 26 : 2009-04-10 ~ Big Foot: I can has brinjy?

They stacked about 3 of ‘em together, so the spoilt place is well concealed. Like wtf, what happened? Big Foot? got hungry and took a bite? I didn’t know he’s vegetarian. Gawd, why is he a he? I have no clue about Big Foot’s sex either wtf.

Which ends my totally random brinjal post. I guess I will leave the rest of the Project 365 pics till tomorrow. The pics ng lah gang lah.

Good night! I hope you sleep as comfy as the maggy inside my brinjy. ;)

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