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I was in the Colmar Tropicale, Bukit Tinggi today. It’s mostly known as the French Village in layman’s terms. Off from the hustle and bustle of the city. Sure, everyone is telling me how boring this place is, but you can’t get any closer to good quality air than here. Times are bad - Not a great time to go to waterfalls or rivers at Hulu Langat as a couple - Later kena tie to trees by sakai or kena catch away to boil soup. Akonana as main dish for meat source and me as soup condiment (bones).

All the pictures look so glam and lovely right? To be honest, the pictures are just telling a big fat lie.

If you expect a thrilling time at Berjaya Hills, please don’t bother coming here. It’s boring and dull and the street is less than half a kilometer long. The pictures are so colorful and wonderful - Don’t forget, there are lots of architects, engineers, designers and all sorts of artists to make sure everything looks photogenic enough to splay across advertisements and lure unsuspecting people to pay RM10 to walk the ‘village’.

But for us, we just wanted a cool, clean and safe getaway. So this will do. 

So photogenic, so unreal. Pretty but utterly useless place.

Next round I come here, I’ll just head directly to the Japanese Tea Garden. Please do not be fooled by the name too - There is no garden for you to enjoy tea or whatnot. However, there is a pretty little cozy place to breathe and relax while sipping normal Japaneses green tea in one of the overpriced restaurants. 

Views are pretty scenic too but no pics coz I do not want to promote a lousy place to my readers. I just want to remind you guys myself of the sweet time we spent together so here’s some couple pics to annoy you.

Akonana just finished yawning.

The environment at Japanese Tea Garden was so good we can just doze off amidst the cooling air and the warmth of the above average green tea served at the restaurant, listening to the songs of nature.

My dearest Akonana, I hope you enjoyed the time we had today. 3 months after I’m back from my trip, we’ll plan even more trips together, okay? 

See lah no makeup at all, I look so unglam in pictures. Le sigh. But at the very least, I look like the world’s happiest chaborkia. 

PS: First time we went to other states, ie. from Selangor - Pahang. Lol.
PPS: To the overprotective sibling I have, thank you for your care, but no thank you for your overwhelming paranoia, but thank you for all the love you have shown to me. 

Berjaya Hills / Bukit Tinggi can be accessed by the Kuala Lumpur-Karak Expressway. Follow the signs to Genting Highlands, you’ll see signboards leading to Berjaya Hills along the way, follow that. You can’t miss it. When you have reached Berjaya Hills entrance, there will be two routes, one to the Japanese Tea Garden and the other to Colmar Tropicale. Japanese Tea Garden can be accessed by bus or walking after parking your car and the Colmar Tropicale can be accessed by parking your car and taking the lift / staircase to the lobby of the village.

 

Today is my second year anniversary with the bf. And it’s also our celebration of 7 years of friendship. Cool hor. To think I was secretly admiring this SMS pal just a few years back and now he’s my bf. ^^ Oh, and I must emphasize, I do not believe best friends cannot never become lovers.

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Thank you Kenny for the furry cactus. I promise to love it and take care of it. :)

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I pushed the limits of my eyelashes using Majolica Majorca Lash Expander Frame Plus, RMK Eyelash Curler and an eyelash heated curler. I wore my lashes proud and sky high but I found that…

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My droopy lashes got serve purpose one k. When they are droopy and near my eyes, I suspect they retain my eye moisture.

My eyes are fukken dry today. I had MJ mascara on whole day, and the curl stayed with me 24/7 too. So when the lashes weren’t drooping down my eyes, I suspect all the moisture evaporated because nothing there to retain ‘em when my lashes are busy pointing upwards.

Bah what kind of nonsense. 

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Today I boarded a taxi at the right hand side. Usually their Taxi Licence is located at the dashboard at the passenger seat right? I had an overwhelming urge to check out the taxi driver’s ID today. I really purposely lean over to look hor.

To my astonishment, the guy’s name tallied with my bf’s surname and his dad’s middle name. OMGWTFBBQSAUCE. 

Me: Dear you told me you have some relative driving taxi right?
Akonana: Yalah my uncle got one drive taxi, but dunno still working or not.
Me: Is your uncle called XXX?
Akonana: Yes… Wtf are you in his taxi nao?

OMG imagine the coincidence. And I didn’t know how to introduce myself to his relative, so I asked:

Hey uncle, do you have a relative called Akonana?

And he give me a pure shocked expression.

*Blank stare*

ROFL. 

Last two exams and I’ll be off college life and in search of bigger and better stuff for my future. Will rest this blog this week for studies, after this will kick back in action! =D

Coastal Scents 88 Palette is somewhat MIA, haven’t get it yet. I am excited to create looks with my palette. I hope it comes to me successfully. =(

Would love to post a nice picture I took during my recent Malacca trip but my fukken Adobe CS4 locked itself up and refused my valid licence key. Adobe personnel has yet to get back to me. Grrrrr. Talk about GREAT customer service.

In the end, it’s still the Dell Webcam that’s the most reliable.

Kudos to those who are following Chaborkia.com. Please lemme study first. One week no update only k. Even got update also bombard you with pimples that I can’t remove without Adobe Photoshop. Bluek!

I will be back. =)

PS: Whoa… Did you note the nice little glow my skin has? My skincare is showing good progress… Once the pimples dry up… I can kiss foundations and concealers goodbye and say hello to light mineral makeup! Yesh! =D

PPS to Akonana: Mineral makeup is kissable k, you don’t have to worry about staining your lips. ^^

To my dearest friends Christine, Yee How, Moon and Kenny:

It has been an incredible two years of college life with you guys. And finally, we have reached the point where we need to say goodbye to each other and move on with our lives.

5 of us are the best of friends and always did everything together, and we always excelled in our homework, just because our personality traits and talents complement each other so well. Everything that the college threw at us, we handled it gracefully together. We have created so much memories with each other, remember? 《十月的后巷》, Faces of Malaysia, 《３０８大选》(except for you Kenny Air Pancut), running around in shopping center to chase people for interview, watch movie, shopping, etc… 

When I found that all of you are staying for Advanced Diploma, my heart feels very heavy - I’ll be the only one breaking off from our wonderful team because I’ve got other plans for my future… Yes, we have been laughing and fooling around for the past few days like nothing happen but deep down my heart is so heavy and I’m always close to tears. Because the prospect of parting from our team is pretty painful to me. All of you left such a deep impression on me… I will never forget all the moments we shared. Thank you for the lovely picture - Our smiles are very nice hor? 我们真的很合作！

I hope after you all experience so much more together for the next two years in Adv Dip, you wouldn’t forget about the Yahoo that has accompanied you throughout our Diploma years… 

After chatting with Christine via SMS for a while, she said that our group will not be the same… But I hope you all will meet with an even better team member and also continue to excel in your studies… Life goes on, right?

Christine, 

Day 28 : 2009-04-12 ~ Anyone horny? Take this.

Available at Waton’s for RM29.95. When everything seems done, the Horny Goat is here to keep you UP!

Nice or not? I want a pair of platform heels so badly~~~~~~~~~ T.T I hate Nine West, makes ridiculously nice shoes for ridiculously mid range prices that makes me indecisive. I can afford it but I’ll be so broke for the month I don’t have money to take taxi home in case my bf decides to dump me on the streets. T.T

Oh… These are from Top Shop btw. It is a bit too rugged for my liking, was thinking about matching these with my dresses. Wanted something more girly. Le sigh.

Day 29 : 2009-04-13 ~ Sushi King conned me wtf.

K lah not Sushi King’s fault. I didn’t know the expensive stuff were not on the RM2 promotion so when my friends rounded up the bill, I paid the fucking most expensive price. T.T

It’s always fun to hang out with my classmates though. :)

Day 30 : 2009-04-14 ~ This is just a hamburger!

My brother crazy wan. When I boarded the treadmill, he did all the settings for me and the speed was too slow. So I proceeded to jack up the speed to varying degrees of 7.5 to 9.5 and I sweated like crazy and nearly fainted. I was puzzled, those are my usual speed, why I can’t handle wan? After running only I realize my bro jacked up the Incline to 4 when I wasn’t looking. %&^%%# Imagine climbing a slightly steep hill top speed for 15 minutes. 

Oh ya, after that, when I was doing barbell lifts, he added two of these on either side. He said, ‘hamburger only!’.

Then after he see me go through these effortlessly, he added two more. I threw him a dirty look and he said, ‘double cheeseburger nia!’.

Wtf!

Day 31 : 2009-04-15 ~ NBTD at Papa John’s

Two blog owners, one drink, one heart. <3 

Day 32 : 2009-04-16 ~ Om nom nom the lala.

I am a lala. My camera phone picture pics are crap. Wish I’d bring my camera. I am a chaborkia scared shitless by the Malaysian crime rate. Shit you. Go fugg yourself.

As per the title, I am already expecting the horny Google hoarde entering my blog through very wrong means. Don’t care lah. Horny faggots, you can proceed to shag yourself nao. Babai.