Old post that I thought should be shed light upon, since I’m about to leave for college anyways, too lazy to create one. LOL.

The bf told me about a friend who is in the process of chasing a girl. A lot of effort is done to please the girl, he said.

I told my dear:
Me: I see a lot of people putting in a lot of effort when they’re busy chasing girls or guys. Makes me feel that we’re uber lucky dear.

Dear: Lucky? What happened to our 6 year-long friendship marathon? No effort, no gain leh. It wasn’t easy.

It struck me that while most people put in lots of effort in finding the right one, we already found each other right in the first place. As friends. True ones that are chicken soup to your heart and soul. True, it may sound easy - I bumped into him on the Internet?! But the fact is, we’re just the same as any other couple. We put our heart and soul to nurture our friendship, taking things slowly, one at a time.

Sometimes it’s not about chasing a girl you ‘fancy’ blindly, showering her with all the love and affection you can when you’re trying to woo the gal. Sometimes it’s looking at the people around you in a deeper perspective. Who knows? The right person might just be around the corner.

And I hate people who are extremely against good friends turning into couples. Those extreme types who limit themselves, that is. Shallow minded bastard. True, some people DO maintain platonic friendships. But restricting yourself from falling in love with a good friend is utterly ridiculous. So you’d rather meddle with a girl you just met fresh off the street rather than go for someone you’ve known and deeply cherish from the heart?

Think about it.

I’ve been running amok in my office looking for a permanent marker pen.

What, on EARTH has that got to do with Kate’s Super Sharp Eyeliner?

Loads, I tell you.

I came across this highly raved eyeliner by chance when my friend brought her makeup supplies to college and I couldn’t resist trying out her stash. She, a double eyelid babe, needed an eyeliner that gives a thin line with precision; I myself needed a pure black eyeliner that is black black (geddit geddit?), and stays put. I don’t CARE if it’s a harsh big piece of ugly black line becaue that’s what my eyelids need for the pick-me-up when it comes to monolid makeup.

After putting on a pretty nude eye makeup using her Line Spicy eyeshadow, I looked like shit without my usual dash of eyeliner. Then I digged through her bag and voila! Kate’s Super Sharp Eyeliner was staring back at me. Yippee! A great chance to try it out. :D

Although it was named a black eyeliner, it was greyish in colour. Fine, I gave it several extra strokes till it looked slightly better.

And boy, I was pretty impressed at the staying power and the brush head, albeit the fact that it still wasn’t intensely black like how I have come to expect my eyeliners. The brush is simply perfect for the tiny flick at the end.

My verdict then was it was a good eyeliner, but unsuitable for monolid girls. The last thing monolid gals need is a greyish-looking eyeliner that makes you look like you don’t have money to buy a decent one!!!!!!1

I never spared a thought about it when I was in the bathroom, using cleansing oil to take off my makeup. I kept my eyes shut while giving my eyes a good massage.

When I felt every particle of my mascara wash off, I figured I was about done and I emulsified the oil and proceeded to rinse. That was when I opened my eyes.

Girls, let me tell you. Kate Super Sharp Eyeliner is synonymous with a stationery that is widely used everyday.

Permanent marker pens.

Imagine the horror when I see that the color is deeply engraved on my eyelids.

Like, from this,

To this shit.

And this was after 3-5 washes using harsh soap. Imagine having this shit at the tender skin on your eyes? Eeeeeeew.

Sure, this low-end eyeliner beat it’s mother brand, Shiseido the Makeup’s own auto eyeliner in terms of staying power, but imagine using this on a daily basis. Eventually you will end up looking like you just had a bad tattoo job. The eyeliner turned greenish at my 3rd wash with all sorts of remover you can imagine. 4th time, there were STILL remnants left. Imagine the horror.

PROS: Great brush tip for precision eyelining, suitable for double eyelid gals who do tightlining, cheap.

CONS: Black not black enough. And this stays on like a bitch. Is synonymous with permanent marker pens or printer ink cartridges.

The final final verdict? I give a big fat F for this baby. Sorry, the Chaborkia does not approve.

To quote one of my old pictures from my old blog. I still don’t approve. Lol.

Sei loh, feeling horny tim.

Must… Stop… Thinking…

ARRRGH!!!!!!!!

And I sprouted horns.

*Tugs at them* This shit is real.

I’m feeling hungry already.

And I sneaked up to my prey…

And eated kissed him.

And he liked it! :D

It’s 1130, nearly the middle of the night, and I wish to berak. But I can’t, so here am I blogging, lol.

Out of pure boredom, I casually mentioned to a college mate of mine that I have a girlfriend who is single, looking for activity partners and hopefully Mr Right.

Me to my college buddy:

Anybody good to intro? Must be well-educated, intelligent and of a well-off family.

Then she started to mentally filter the guys that she knows, and finally mentions a guy named John Smith (pseudonyms to protect privacy XD). He’s just started working and earning a decent wage, well-educated, solemn and mature, and not to mention, good-looking.

Wow, my dear girlfriend will be up for a good treat, I thought.

Then a sudden thought ran through my head, and I deemed it worthy of mention.

‘She is also a devout Buddhist, a vegetarian, and believes in sex after marriage. Your friend can ah?!’

My little statement was replied with my friend rolling her eyeballs and saying, ‘Cheh, liddat one, forget it lah!’

Haha, bubble burst. Pop!

Why lah, why so desperate for that? And why are kids who just barely struck puberty humping off like rabbits at such a young age? Got unspoken competition to get themselves laid with as much guys as possible meh?

The Earth should be revolving 5x faster because kids are starting to churn out vulgarity at a young age; 3 years old have already learnt how to fight or talk back with their elders; kids having their heads buried in Nintendo DS or PSP that I myself never dream of owning when I was their age; prostitots are seen everywhere wearing Guess and Nike (I only wear Poney last time!!!!!!!1) and I think I struck fong sap (old people joint pain) at the age of 19. I think lah, or maybe the pain was due to my gym workouts. -.-

Sei loh, can someone slow the Earth down? I don’t want my skin to wrinkle or my boobs to sag just yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Weddings. Don’t you just love ‘em. Well, my brother wedded his honey of 10+ years on October 28th. So sweet to see both of them finally hubby and wifey. Who says true love doesn’t last, huh? Plus, they survived approximately 4 years of LDR. *Shows middle finger to those who jump ship and hump like rabbits and whines and cries that true love is nowhere to be found*

Behold, pictures! All rights belong to Chaborkia.com and pictures courtesy of Akonana, the impromptu photographer.

1029, The Dinner at Noble Banquet, Bukit Bintang.

The Kiss. My brother did a tango kiss on stage OMG! Photographer was in state of shock to take picture of that. XD

Would have been a nice shot if the bride’s face wasn’t half concealed. Later on, I caught her whining to hubby about how he should have coordinated a little and matched her height. XD LOL.

On the other side of the table, there is also two fellas camwhoring kao kao after finishing work.

Just when I’m prepared to have a good camwhoring session, his EOS 350D flickered and died. No battery coz it was a flash-heavy night. Whaddafark not faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair. T.T

On an unrelated note… Do you like my evening gown? :D

1028, The Ceremony, Tamarind, Ampang, Selangor.

Before heading to Tamarind, we needed to kidnap save the bride from the clutches of the zi mui group.

Got the bride! Amidst the sacrifices on my brother’s side. *Cough cough BBM* Look at his face, that was done by a guy. *Horror*

The prayers.

Their wedding theme? Romance in the jungle. :)

HAHAHAHAHA new dishwasher beautiful bride / daughter in the house. Mom looks gorgeous in her dress huh?

BAD lighting will make ANY babe / bitch / bastard look like a zombie. Or drunk. Taken after I’ve run 101 times up and down the staircase, under the sun, tending to the guests, and have all my makeup nearly washed out under the rain. And not to mention hair astray DUE TO THE FREAKING RAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Misuse of wide angle lens on a DSLR will make any long-legged babe / hunk look like they’re dwarves.

Why lah two of those pictures I look drunk one. -.-

Not much I can share due to privacy concerns, I am the Chaborkia of the jungle known as the Internet but not my family mah, lol. But if you do wanna see the series please drop me a message and I’ll show you the rest. :) PROVIDED I KNOW YOU and your forehead doesn’t spell pervert lol.

Good night people. I wish I can post something wordy, but my cheong hei and sarcastic streak seems to have left me. :(