I’m baffled at the amount of people cheering for my newfound ‘freedom’.

Why do kids these days like this sort of ‘freedom’ so much? And when I say ‘kids’, let me define them this way. They’re kids who just found themselves all grown up with boobs (barely), and gained the privilege to drink, smoke and club. And ‘freedom’ for them means going out late night, drinking alcohol and doing all things parents have been trying to divert us away from.

Not that people who do these are ‘bad’ people, it’s just… I never understand the need to do all this, once your biological clock struck 18 years.

So fun meh? Seems that everyone is in a rush to grow up. Don’t say teenagers or teen-dults, let’s talk about the real baby kids.

They’re fed with all sorts of AHA, DHA or melamine milk powder, then they gain all sorts of abilities that babies 10 years ago couldn’t. Now, you see kids who have barely grown up, flaunting their newfound ability to shoot the most vulgar things that even I myself am not aware of.

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Who clicked the fast forward button in the kids’ bodies?

Does this picture make my point clear?

OMGWTF did they do to the kid?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fast wanna become a prostitot liao.

Okay, then let’s resize my point to a larger scale. People my age. All rushing to ‘grow up’. When their mentality is barely there. LISTEN UP, I said mentality. If you’re mature enough, by all means you should know that I’m not talking about you. :D

Come on, let’s see. If you start night life and taking alcohol at about 20 or 25 or even 30 plus, is that too late? You have millions of light years ahead to do whatever damage you want to your body. Why start so early, at the tender age of 16-18? Being youthful very sat lai (discourteous) meh?

I’d rather immerse myself in so-called kid activities, thank you very much. Shopping during normal daytime and sleeping when I should, and not sacrificing my night time just to get ‘high’ or to score guys (although, that sounds fun and empowering, LOL sorry dear :P ).

Although… It’ll be fun to try out how night life feels, if my current guardians allow, that is. Muahahaha I always contradict myself. But then again, if I were to do these activities on a daily basis, I’d make sure I earn my own moolah first. How can your parents already pay like crazy for your exorbitant shopping expenses and education, and you still demand money to ‘de-stress’? No way!

And if you’re talking about doing all those to ‘de-stress’, let me ask you, do you have 10 kids to feed? No? Do you have to pay for your house’s installment? No? Do you work 12 labourous hours to earn a wee bit of cash for your miserable life? No? Then you do not deserve the luxury to ‘de-stress’ using my abovementioned methods! You’re just a kid, for goodness sake, and your only stress comes from your peers, an insurmountable amount of homework (haha I admit that’s stressful, but I don’t want to de-stress using old man method), and nagging from your elders.

So really, who the hell clicked the fast forward button? I can hardly catch up, man.

PS: I miss you, my dearest partner-in-crime. :(

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