I’m baffled at the amount of people cheering for my newfound ‘freedom’.

Why do kids these days like this sort of ‘freedom’ so much? And when I say ‘kids’, let me define them this way. They’re kids who just found themselves all grown up with boobs (barely), and gained the privilege to drink, smoke and club. And ‘freedom’ for them means going out late night, drinking alcohol and doing all things parents have been trying to divert us away from.

Not that people who do these are ‘bad’ people, it’s just… I never understand the need to do all this, once your biological clock struck 18 years.

So fun meh? Seems that everyone is in a rush to grow up. Don’t say teenagers or teen-dults, let’s talk about the real baby kids.

They’re fed with all sorts of AHA, DHA or melamine milk powder, then they gain all sorts of abilities that babies 10 years ago couldn’t. Now, you see kids who have barely grown up, flaunting their newfound ability to shoot the most vulgar things that even I myself am not aware of.

-.-

Who clicked the fast forward button in the kids’ bodies?

Does this picture make my point clear?

OMGWTF did they do to the kid?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So fast wanna become a prostitot liao.

Okay, then let’s resize my point to a larger scale. People my age. All rushing to ‘grow up’. When their mentality is barely there. LISTEN UP, I said mentality. If you’re mature enough, by all means you should know that I’m not talking about you. :D

Come on, let’s see. If you start night life and taking alcohol at about 20 or 25 or even 30 plus, is that too late? You have millions of light years ahead to do whatever damage you want to your body. Why start so early, at the tender age of 16-18? Being youthful very sat lai (discourteous) meh?

I’d rather immerse myself in so-called kid activities, thank you very much. Shopping during normal daytime and sleeping when I should, and not sacrificing my night time just to get ‘high’ or to score guys (although, that sounds fun and empowering, LOL sorry dear :P ).

Although… It’ll be fun to try out how night life feels, if my current guardians allow, that is. Muahahaha I always contradict myself. But then again, if I were to do these activities on a daily basis, I’d make sure I earn my own moolah first. How can your parents already pay like crazy for your exorbitant shopping expenses and education, and you still demand money to ‘de-stress’? No way!

And if you’re talking about doing all those to ‘de-stress’, let me ask you, do you have 10 kids to feed? No? Do you have to pay for your house’s installment? No? Do you work 12 labourous hours to earn a wee bit of cash for your miserable life? No? Then you do not deserve the luxury to ‘de-stress’ using my abovementioned methods! You’re just a kid, for goodness sake, and your only stress comes from your peers, an insurmountable amount of homework (haha I admit that’s stressful, but I don’t want to de-stress using old man method), and nagging from your elders.

So really, who the hell clicked the fast forward button? I can hardly catch up, man.

PS: I miss you, my dearest partner-in-crime. :(

Ta-da!

Do you like it? I did it on a whim, after having not practiced for a loooong time. I haven’t even eat breakfast nor brushed my teeth. -.-

And this, is also in conjunction with Deepavali. Happy Deepavali my Indian comrades (if any).

Also, to apologise for lack of updates because my brother just got married with his childhood sweetheart and it’s family time for us.

Will upload pics soon! :D

PS: Oh shit… It’s not dry yet. So what the fuck, how am I gonna pull down my panties to pee now huh?! T.T

I induced lots of pain to my dear bf just now.

Guess what I did?

Wakakakakakaka… Duwan to tell you. :P

Oh, and in case you thought I induce pain coz I don’t love him anymore, here’s proof of how much I still love him after so many torture years.

Sleepy bugger not interested in sales. -.-

Muahahahahahahaha.

To take revenge of the pain that I caused towards him, I got two of my ripe pimples popped after he pinned me down. Ouch. >.<

As a result, I had to do a SOS mask to restore my face condition. See lah I look hideous with a mask on. Dun want show you my face.

But I show you anyway, 1/3 of it.

Up next in Chaborkia.com : Aspirin masks.

Stay tuned. ;)

Sometimes what my mom preach isn’t necessarily incorrect. No matter how bothersome or irritating the advice is, you cannot deny the fact that she has eaten lots more rice and salt compared to yourself.

I had a firsthand experience on these moments, where I tried to shake off long-winded advice from my mom, which I deem unnecessary, but eventually came true.

This post will be idiomatic. Either you get it, or you don’t. LOL sorry but the Chaborkia wears her face proudly on this blog, anonymity is no longer something I can afford. :(

You just obtained a little plant seed that you proudly exclaim to everyone around you how great it is. You thought it is of noble stock, just like the very plant that bore the tiny little seed. You thought you had it’s roots covered - meaning you anticipate greatness from the seed because you thought you knew. You knew, because it came from something superior, it should be this way with the offspring.

How very wrong that was.

As you brag about your anticipation of how great the seed will grow to become, the people around you share the excitement - they are also expecting something grand to be nurtured from the seed. A beautiful, tall tree that will bear succulent fruits for us to savour.

As the plant grew and grew, you started to notice imperfections on it’s bark. Sensing that this seed is of bad gene, you start to chop down the very thing that you planted, and bragged about how great it will become.

Isn’t this the common case of slapping your own mouth, where you thought you knew the situation very well, but end up had everything topsy-turvy and fucked up?

Seriously, sometimes sticking to good old mommy advice is the best favour you can do to yourself.

Don’t meddle with things you do not understand, people.

But, I hear you argue that you say you understand the circumstances fully.

Well, let me ask you this: Is it any of your business?

Yes? Then I let you pass.
No? I ask you to GTFO.

If you are NOT involved, DON’T think you are in control of every situation, when in actual fact, everything totally is out of your control.

Should I be amused that my readers fell for my lame joke, or should I be ashamed that I lied?

Oh well, I’m bemused. XD

To those who took my joke seriously and didn’t get the catch point, I’m so sorry. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! ;) I did actually… Look closer. :)

Anyway, the double eyelid thing was a hoax. I didn’t intentionally do it, as Janice dear suggested. This is where things get exciting - How the hell did I manage to do that without any extra help?

Yes, you heard me correctly. I did not put whatsoever eyelid tape, eyelid glue, double eyelid sticker or the latest eyelid wand to force my eyelids to fold.

You see… The recipe to have that temporary double eyelid look is very simple.

Sleep insufficiently. 7 hours a day is not sufficient for me, and your eyes will grow baggy and all folded. I believe every girl experienced that thing - having 3 or 4 extra eyelid folds when you didn’t have enough sleep or when you give your eyes a rub or massage.

For me, a faint outline of a fold appeared. I did my makeup as usual and put on my falsies. The slight weight of the false eyelashes eventually pressured the eyelid a little, making it give way, and to create the fold I had, in the pictures of my previous post. :D I’ve gotta warn you though, if your folds are a bit lopsided, eventually you’ll get lopsided eyes also. It’s not obvious, but my eyes are a bit funny after folding itself. LOL.

Simple, right? Don’t want the hassle? Then, DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP.

ROFL.