Malaysia, infamously named the Rasuah land, after ‘Bolehland’, in the Chaborkia’s dictionary. Rasuah, happens practically in ANY place man.

  • In lecture halls, a certain jolly lecturer with a huge appetite demands for food bribes (just kidding, no seriously, if any TARC officials read this. HAHA!),
  • In the streets, a speeding kiddo without lesen (typo intended) bribes a police with all of his pocket money for the month,
  • In normal daily life, you slap your buddy’s back and say: ‘Oi i buy you kopi lah, help me do this okay?!’,
  • In between couples, you coo in your most manja tone to get your boyfriend to buy what you want. For most cases in this modern era, it’ll be… LV bags. Surprise surprise, but now the LV monogram is all the rage in KL. I tell you I tell you man, ALL girls MUST have that damned monogram bag. Today I must have passed by 101 of ‘em. And you tell me KL’s economy is terrible? Says who eh? And on a side note… For those who sport fake monograms, screw you for your bad taste. *Runs away coz I bound to offend someone sooner or laters haha*

As for my case, my bf will probably shove me away in the face if I ever ask for that. Blek! Of course, I don’t have to beg to get my kisses. ^^ And I have absolutely no interest in monograms. Prefer other designs anytime, LV or Coach or whatever sheet (typo still intended).

So we have reached a conclusion that bribery happens EVERYWHERE.

What about at home?!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t really name a scenario? Let me give you one.

I’ve been pleading my mom to let me go to a class trip to Genting. My friends are all bugging me to go and the ‘mom don’t let’ is reallyyyyyyyyyyy too lame a reason liao. Hence, I put up a fight.

Can anyone tell me, when they’ve reached their teenage years, and their parents are still unwilling to let you out for several days, somewhere nearby? Genting very far meh?! Blek! Anyone like me here?!

Well, welcome to my world of over-protective parents. So I started my Kotor Rally (as opposed to Bersih Rally) with a whiny manja voice, pleading her to let me go.

Her reply was typically, MALAYSIAN.

‘Aiyah you shut up lah you, I give you more pocket money to spend okay? Don’t bug me about Genting liao.’

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Ma, I don’t want extra pocket money! I’m just a typical teenage girl, who wishes to go out and play with my friends! You talk as if I’m a bratty little daughter who favours leeching your money over going out. Jeez! And you bukan rich datin leh, gimme such a offer, too much larh. -.-

Are you staring at my post in disbelief, because you totally didn’t expect such an ending? Well, you better believe it.

Bye.

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