Today I was walking through campus after finishing off a lecture class. I was hungry for some pork-filled delicacy, so I went off to find the truck that sells siew mai to ease my craving.

Then…

Christine: Aiyah, Ya Hui, the siew mai truck is gone. :(
Then a friend butted in and say: You guys hungry ah?

Ya Hui: Yaloh, just now a bunch of girls were eating siew mai in the hall, right behind us, with supreme chilli sauce, stupid girls, make me hungry sial.
Christine: Yeah lah! The siew mai smell so nice, can smell cannot eat, tak boleh tahan lah.
Moon: Smell nice? You have gotta be kidding. It stinks! Yuck!

Then that’s where I heard a little indignant huff. ‘Smells stinky?’. I whirled around to stare into the eyes of the girl who ate siew mai behind me just now. The girls’ eyes were all boring into our backs and we backed off from humiliation.

Oh shit oh shit hide me from shame please. T.T
I just wanted so badly to run far far away from that girl.

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Okay enough with random stories. Pics that I promised but never posted due to winrar internetz over nien thousand. Ya know, Screamyx lah, PMS leh.

So lately I haven’t been camwhoring right? Coz, my front hair was limp and lifeless, and stuck to my face, greasy-like, as though it belongs to Severus Snape. Nooooooooooo! I shampoo it everyday ok? You can smell it if you want. *Grabs a strand and offers it to your nose*

Hence, I borrowed a wig from my friend, and camwhored!!!!!!

I am China Doll! :D

Nice wig hor? Me likey too.

Letting it fall naturally on my forehead. No more Severus Snap curtains! :D

So, my wig nice mah?

But alas, if only it was my real hair. So I prepared to take it off…
But OMG! It got stuck! The pain of getting it untangled from my hair. :( Anyone want to sek sek me? :(

Can’t take off pulak. It’s stuck.

So I have decided to leave it on permanent.

Never mind loh, back to my basic roots mah. Chinese girl. Pardon my weird eyelids, I want it to be flat-out single like how it’s supposed to be but after applying color with a brush it will usually fold into single / triple eyelid by itself. -_-

So, which one you prefer? Wig me or without wig me? :D Btw, I am still wearing the wig everyday. Can’t take off. :( :( :(

Kthxbai! *Runs away before my lies are all revealed*

BWAHAHAHAHA!

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