Balls and Boobies.
Today I’m going to talk about…
Balls.
Some appetizers before I proceed.
Some insane woman who presumably went mad and succumbed to the pressure to satisfy the longing of male species by getting bigger boobs. Epic boobs girl, you phail liao.
Want more? You Google by yourself lah. Enough liao hor? Don’t go to the toilet to… Erm, never mind. Just don’t hop off to pr0n sites after you see this, lol.
I hope, up till this point, you’ll realize I won’t be flashing mai boobies after all the effort to look for these pics. Instead, I’ll bore your balls off with…
*Ta da!*
Yes! Balls indeed!
I went to learn golf with my dear! He he… He needs to impress some uncles, so he’s making some effort to excel in golf to gain their hearts. Is the first step to infinity and be- Ah, never mind. stop cursing me for having an overactive imagination. XD
Never mind uncles. He already gained my heart. *Love Love Heart Heart*
If you must know, I didn’t go to some fancy rich-ass place to play. See lah the place so lauyah nia, so stop calling me a rich bitch.
We use batang to hit boobs balls.
Speaking of batang, let me share with you something I saw with my own eyes. Wanted to blog bout it but I think it’s so sick it doesn’t deserve a post of it’s own here.
I was standing in the LRT, no place to sit during rush hour thank you very much. Then, when I was typing a SMS, my eyes were somewhat distracted by the women sitting right beside where I stood.
She was SMSing with her sayang, no doubt. Nothing exciting. So to prevent being a snoop, I looked away. Then I proceeded to daydream. Then, her BF replied her, and my eyes strayed to her phone that was ringing (disturb people daydream leh) : bang punye batang nak pussy kau ni.
It’s NOTHING absurd really. In fact, dirty talk is a common thing between couples right? But, the point is, ever heard the saying those wearing a tudung usually more gatal? I dunno. I am just enlightening you on the saying. And by saying that, saving my cowardly ass from big flames later on. Bleh. And, I thought the holy laws of Islam prohibited sex before marriage? She looks too young to have a hubby IMHO. I might be wrong, but oh well, just sharing the story. :P Be a good sport, and save your flames for the next idiot you see on the Interwebs mmkay? ;)
Oh, where was I now? See lah so many batang, kacau nia. Erm, oh yeah. After golfing, I was pretty excited and prayed that all the twisting will twist away me flabby tummy. But, dear had a craving for MegaMac because of advertisements (The things a good ad and basic psychology could do to humans, hmmph!) that has been pretty frequent of late.
And what has balls got to do with this, you ask? I dunno. Really, I’m putting this because it seems that natural human psychological nature prompt the person to click when they see any of the keywords ‘pr0n, boobs, batang, sticks, holes, whatever’. PSYCHOLOGY again! Ha ha, gotcha if you really did come into my blog because you’re interested to see what boobs the chaborkia is saying. :P
For those who are hesitant about the MegaMac, I’ll just brief it with a few words and pics.
- 3 buns
- 4 pieces of beef damnit! Yummy~
- Lots of shredded vege and pickles
- Sauce!!!111 OMG!
- Cheese~
Here are pics of da MegaMac:
Fuyoh! Look at the size of that thing!
*Stares at his cheeks dreamily and dreams of kissing it*
Ending this post with a bang. Ha ha no lah, just wanna show you pandemonium on my way back. Thanks to crazy, under-development of our roads by our dear gahmen, we need to face this. Now where are the fat ass police when you need them? Damn it. Come out from your yumcha lah, you guys are as bad as lazy college students.
Time to do my assignments! My to-do list just keeps getting longer and longer and I need to accomodate my superhero second life Internet life in accordance to my busy schedule. Sigh!
Nice night to sleep, especially after wrestling with someone just now. K lah, good night ya all. :)
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i have been fooled with promise of boobies! how dare you!
squeeze thyself.
to justify your statement that people with tudung tend to be more gatal, hence all the marriage at young age for alot of them..
try to do some surveys..alot of malays married at the age between 21-25..
good and funny post…
Yatz if i were to follow statistics, LOL i would be an encyclopedic blog! but thanks for the heads up. :)
TNH, thanks! glad you enjoyed my post. ^^
Yatz - I’m not that Malay in fact i’m very prejudiced to alot of Malays, but relating wearing a tudung or getting married young to being horny is insulting.
Marriage age = level of horniness?
Doesnt love or wanting to start a family have to do with anything?
Where do you get your statistics?
hey ya hui.. like to read ur pages.. its very entertaining.. but well, bout d tudung thing.. human nature, forbidden fruit is always tempting, issnt it?
and yatz, usually we like to marry early becoz 1) we found sumone we like, 2) we hates the word andartu
on d level of horniness, i dunno, nobodi said much bout that
relax, dear Zikri. :D
heya Ain, i am glad you enjoy my blog. do drop me more comments and support ok?! i appreciate every bit of it. :)