Fu-yoh, mereka adalah harapan Malaysian, jangan ketawa.

Dear you-know-who,

Thanks to your inovatif education system, you’ve turned out extremely bright students! Riding motorcycles at the age of 15-16, barely legal I reckon! And I can’t even drive my old Wira properly even though I already own a licence. High accomplishment by these kids, aren’t they? Their wits are so good, I bet they rival Sufiah’s. Young and talented, they can even SMS without hands when on their motorcycle. Look ma, no hands! They’d graduate to be great multitaskers, they will. Mark my words.

Okay end of my annoying sarcasm here. Proceed to serious business.

MOTORCYCLISTS.

Is it a sin to hate motorcyclists? You’d say it’s because they can’t afford a car, unlike this ‘rich’ spoilt brat who can afford a car ranting about these poor blokes (you think in your head), that they are destined to buy a motorcycle with whatever dime they have left in their meager incomes.

Well, I understand that you’re poor, damn it, but are you so poor that you can’t afford to learn some driving ethnics?

FUCK OFF from my face, damn it, follow your fucking route and don’t spit your ungodly saliva at my beautiful car when you get honked for what you deserve for. AND DON’T APPEAR SUDDENLY BESIDE A P LICENCE DRIVER! You make kitty scared. We P drivers are noobs, ya know! I’m unlike the anak-anak Malaysia who are so talented as per above.

FYI, when we were having a relaxing drive to KLCC today, a motorcyclist cursed at my family when we honked him to move aside and not block the damn road. Damn you ugly wart, JALAN AMPANG DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU, YOU IDIOT! DUNNO ENGLISH? Here, I type in Malay for you: Jalan Ampang bukan you punya!!!!!!!!!

And after he fucked off from our view and retreated back, he sped across my car loudly. Damn you bugger, I hope you lose a toe or something.

Driving ethnics, is that so hard to learn? Brrr.

My anger is further driven to motorcyclists by Mike’s recent misfortune. I feel your pain, bro.

Video somewhat related.

Kthxbai.

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