.: Ya Hui :.

Hi, reporting back from my tedious hike of a small hill that leads to a miniature haven with my dearest.

Ya know, in the movies, you always see the heroine dropping into the hero’s arms right?! Right?! I did that just now! But it wasn’t intentional or anything… It was a god damn slip from a piece of rock, moistened by the rush of water and waiting for a victim to step on it. So here am I, still alive and giving you a brief walk-through through the process of the famous ‘falling into one’s arms’ pose.

1. Find yourself a nice slippery rock to ’slip’ on.
2. Make sure your loved one / the one you wanna ‘bok mong’ is right in front of you.
3. SLIP! (Yeah, it won’t hurt a bit, definitely! *sarcasm*)
4. Drop into your loved ones (or the one you have your eyes on) arms! (LOL just noticed my Engrand is so poor I dunno where to put the little ” ‘ ” at in my Engrand sentence!)
Disclaimer: If your aim is so bad or the one you fancy doesn’t like you to touch him and stepped aside, too bad. Hope you can claim from your insurance yeah. = PROFIT!!!!!!!11one!

Simple, isn’t it?

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It was NOT okay?!!!!!!!!! It was one hell of a fall for me. If my darling wasn’t standing right in front of me after he slipped down, I would might as well have been typing this entry while bleeding on my laptop damnit! Luckily what I landed on was the soft and bouncy flesh of my darling and not the numerous rocks OR the waterfall beside it! *Sob sob*

Let me recap how I felt just now:

When you slip,
1. You’ll be thinking ‘OMG OMG I’m slipping’ without any other room for thought. And no, you won’t be so clear-headed that you can manage to pray to God hoping you’ll survive the fall. Believe me, it’s Hollywood nonsense.
2. You’re losing your balance (duh).
3. You anticipate PAIN.

For me, I was lucky my feet slided nicely into a small pile of rocks and I didn’t twist them in any other way. Then, when I lost my balance, I just landed ‘piak’ on my darling.

You think like in the movies, the heroine can gain her composure within a matter of seconds and stare up into her hero’s eyes and say: ‘I love you!’ right?! No way at all man. The adrenaline will still definitely be pumping in your veins. Then when you cool down, you’ll be shaken. Then THAT’s where you start gibbering away to your loved one how grateful you are for breaking the fall.

Anyhooo… I gotta stop gibbering sooooo… Pics of the place!

Photography Coutesy of my Love~~~ I wish my hands were as steady as his. T.T

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