My mom was setting up some netting for our entrance door grill because some unknown animal (most probably cat) climbed in and pissed on our prized shoe collection.

Damn you neko, go piss elsewhere lah. Don’t make me kick a cute thing like you.

Anyhoo, after the netting was all set up on our grill, my brother was pretty lost in his thoughts.

He was actually imagining this story:

Mr Neko loves doing nice ‘business’ in his favourite unit (we live in a condo). “That particular girl’s shoe odour drives me crazy I need to pee on it.”, thought Mr Neko.

One day, when his bladder was extremely tight and he needed to pee urgently, he walked serenely to our unit, hoping to rest his ass comfortably on that fragrant gold shoes and let the bombs out!

Just when he reached the last flight of stairs, and he can’t hold his bladder any longer…

He found out…

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THE GRILL IS NETTED OMFG!

At this point, my brother started laughing himself silly while I gave him the cold stare.

Lolidoraneko is NOT amused.

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