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As usual, I was sitting on the couch in my usual snake pose, and my mouth was somehow facing the ceiling and my eyes were glued to the TV.

I put my hands together, and said, God give me some chocolate!

My wish was fulfilled. A piece of chocolate fell right into my open mouth.

Munch munch munch.

I closed my eyes and said another prayer for chocolate.

Plop, a fat bar with 4 pieces fell into my mouth. God tried to choke me. >.>

Cool, chocolate from Heaven. That prayer stuff is so holy indeed.

“God the Almighty, MOAR PLEASE!”

Nothing came to my wide open mouth. Gosh, I really am showing the charasteristics of a snake, sit without bones, opens mouth wide to be fed, tidak apa attitude, etc etc.

My blessing didn’t come true. Therefore, I put my hands together again and said: Lord please save me! I need chocolate!

And here came my brother’s chuckle. No more for you, he said. God has blessed you one too many times. And to emphasize his point, he picked up the chocolate from the Tupperware, plopped a fat piece into his mouth and munched pleasantly.

Oh. So the so-called GOD is my bro. Shoot. -.-

Hey guys! Had my second driving lesson last Friday, sorry I didn’t update. Was procrastinating off my days in da office. @.@

Hmmmm, this time I was in a hyper mood (who wouldn’t?! I’m finally with my dear liao! The excitement and happiness haven’t wear off leh! XD) and I actually had fun with the instructor. Lol, what a twist of fate.

We drove from Jalan Ampang, where I always linger around to shop in KLCC, then to Masjid Jamek, where my family had our nasi kandar, then happened to pass by the road near Petaling Street, right outside my dear’s secondary school and the place where we went to yumcha a couple of times. Then we passed by Jalan Loke Yew, right in front of my school! It was as though I was walking down the memory lane all through the lesson, man. Didn’t dare look longingly at my secondary school though, I’d crash the little Kancil due to lack of concentration.

After that we rounded Bandar Tasik Permaisuri, yet again digging up past sweet memories that I had with my dear classmates (forgot bout da bitches, they dun count XD) when we fussed over the fact that we have to make do with the stupid small Bandar Tun Razak stadium. XD Ah well, it has evolved into a memory, irregardless of how sucky it was, it has passed. :)

So how was my driving?! It was damn sucky during the first half hour, I sucked at changing gears and I didn’t manage to find a good balance between the clutch and the oil pedal. End up i just gritted my teeth and stepped slightly harder on the oil pedal and there I was! No longer ’sei foh’ -ing all over KL town. -_-

Den after finding the balance, it was a smooth drive all over town, all over the places that I’ve mentioned. The memory lanes that I went through. Sweet 2 hour drive indeed. *smirks* Less criticizm from the instructor, I can see that she is somewhat impressed by me. But I wasn’t amused that I had to endure ridicule from other road users when I die fire. :P very chau ah!!! Inconsiderate idiots honk me from behind, and a few of them actually pass by me and gave me an encouraging smile! W00t… LOL!!!

Now tell you guys bout something my naughty mom did to me. -_-

She was soooooooooooo mischievous man! We were having dinner with daddy, and she was talking bout steaks.

Then she suddenly mention that I went to Roadhouse Grill with a certain guy for steak and she asked me whether the steak was good. I said yes and told my dad enthusiastically about the dinner I had there.

Then mom butted in and asked my dad: Wei, why you didn’t ask your daughter which GUY she went out with?!

WTF!!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom just went right ahead and said: Tell your dad lah, he keep asking me not to let you sit in ‘other people’s’ car ever since I told him you and I went to Sunway sitting in a guy’s car.

Shoot.

Therefore, I had no choice but to spill the beans to daddy. I told him: Pa, dun worry lah, actually that guy I have known him for 4 years plus already, I dun simply hop onto strangers vehicle like he deems what I am doing now. -.-

Then he started to say: You having a relationship?! Duuuuuuun mess up your studies. So little want to learn people pak toh.

Okay. I give up. I admit ‘the guy I knew for 4 years’ is my boyfriend. Now daddy and mommy knows. *exhales from relief*

Immediately, I poked daddy’s stomach and said: Pa, having a boyfriend doesn’t mean my life and studies are dependant on him, it’s my life, I’m here to live it and I won’t let some guy mess up my studies. (Dun worry dear, I still love you a lot ^^).

“Do you trust your little girl?!”

He hesitated, to finally settle with a: “Yes, I trust my little girl.”

ZOMFG!!!!!!!! Now ma, pa and part of my friends know liao. AND WE STILL HAVEN’T HAD OUR FIRST DATE TOGETHER AS COUPLES!!!!!! AGGGHHHHH WTF…….. T.T

I got off easy. Actually, it wasn’t exactly getting off easy. What I said was true. I won’t let my dear affect my studies nor would I let myself affect him. It’s a very big consequence to our future and since we have decided to get together we should plan our future too. Agnes, our beautician warned us about this matter when he went for a facial on the same day (I wasn’t around and he told her we’re together liao, yerrrrrrrr). Yeap, ma, pa, Agnes and everyone who support us, we know well that studies are important. BUT, dear, I really very sek you oh, hope after you read this you won’t think i ‘pin xam’ or is obsessed with studies, coz I know you understand the fact also. Love ya. ^^

Now, talk about a different matter. Woke up to my dear’s early miss call. He’s going to Indonesia with his family because his dad need to attend an annual dinner for his company there. Now you know why I complained that we haven’t had our first date out as couples yet (LOL actually we went out and seemed like couples to everyone long before we were together XD).

And before I woke up I had a sweet dream about us walking along a beach as couples, just sucking in the scenery before my dream scene turned into a robbery scene, involving me running away from harm with a celebrity (Liu Jia Ling, wtf?!) and hiding all over the damn crowded place. Me and my imagination. Wished the dream would have stayed in the scene of us in da beach… LOL… Nothing beats reality actually, SOOOOOOOO looking forward to spending the whole day with my darling~

After exchanging a couple of SMS’s he asked me to sleep again. Slept till around 10 then he woke me up. Yet again we exchanged a couple of SMS’s. Then suddenly he called me. I thought he was impatient for my reply so he miss called me mana tau he was actually CALLING me to pick up his call. Wow.

I picked up and talked to him for less than a minute. It was sooo brief yet sweet enough to have me smiling insanely to myself in my bed. -.- But I feel he is sweet in SMS but in calls he is sorta shy. Intentional?! I dunno. :P

Before he hung up he had to butt in: “remember Saturday oh.” AAAAH I sooooo wish I could spend more time with him after he said that. T.T

Anyhoo, miss ya dear. Waiting for you to come back oh. Love ya~ ^^

Heya everyone. Ya Hui reporting in after her first ever driving lessson!!!

Can’t exactly call it a successful one, not a dreadful catastrophe either. LOL… But then struggled mainly with two things, one is handling corners and the other is stopping the car. ALWAYS, ALWAYS forget that I wasn’t supposed to let go of the clutch during brief stops at junctions, end up ‘die fire’ a lot of times, AAAAGH. Anyhoo, gripped the steering so tightly when I came back to the office, my hands were cold (no air-con during the lesson, fugg!) from anxiety. Mainly it wasn’t fear of driving, it was cause the instructor was driving me up the wall!!! She had to emphasize I’m the worst student she ever had. Oh really?! I’m the worst?! I dun believe that bullcrap at all. You have to count the fact that I’m a first timer, after all.

And one thing that flared my temper (but luckily daddy trained me to smile thru my flame when dealing with people with zero percent intelligence) was the fact that she kept saying people from Tsun Jin High School are stupid faggots with no brain.What the hell?! She seems to hold that sort of know-it-all attitude yet I can frankly tell you she knows nuts at all.

Once I entered the stupid Kancil (oh did I mention, another proud creation by Malaysia’s Perodua in case got angmoh around XD), she said: Xun Ren bi ye de ah?! Ni men dou hen ben. (translation: graduated from Tsun Jin?! You guys are stupid.)

Toot. A moment of silence before I adjusted my face into a suitable expression. If I faced this kind of faggot in the internet, I would have gotten all my flames ready, but then this is REAL LIFE, you can’t scream at bugger’s with zero intelligence level cause they won’t give you a damn, heck, they might even try and make life difficult for you. So I gave her a sweet smile and jokingly mentioned, not all of are stupid you know, the gal sitting beside ya got 48/50 in her Undang (not much to brag about, but what the heck). Then she said ‘you one only ah?!’. My mind immediately went what the FUGG?!

My point is: Not everyone under Tsun Jin High School are stupid. Not passing their Undang doesn’t make them a lame fag. I wasn’t a top scorer in school yet I passed my Undang without flaws. So how the hell you wanna lable me?! Smart?! Stupid?! I’m not trying to tell you among the so-called stupid people you met I’m one of those that are slightly smarter. THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION, YOU STUPID AUNTY.

See?! Her way of interpreting what I said already showed that her intelligence level = 0%.

Anyhoo, I’ve finished ranting. Back to my driving lesson. Hmmm, what should I say?! Driving down straight roads without obstacles is fun. I even stepped slightly harder on the oil pedal for more acceleration. Ke ke. But the fugging mad woman beside me (I must grit my teeth through the whole process since the more I talk to her, the more I dun respect her, STILL she’s my instructor so certain amount of respect must be shown no matter how I fugging hate it) drove me quite crazy when it comes to turning points.

I could have done well without her breathing down my neck. But she always choose to interfere rather than let me off in my own pace. End up I got all nerve-wrecked. Mind you. First lesson and she asked me to go through garden roads and then to Jalan Ampang THEN to the bottom of Hulu Langat. There are other road users all around the place so being nervous ain’t really a bad thing right?! Better than those bravados who drive like no one’s business on their first attempt.

But one thing I gotta admit, I can’t get the hang of using my legs when driving, I always forgot I wasn’t supposed to let go of the clutch and it takes me a long time to find the balance when kicking off in Gear 1.

Anyhoo. First lesson, chill, girl. I’ll be fine.

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April 23rd, something lovely happened. Met someone new?! Had a new interest?! No! It’s just that, good things have gotten better… And something that has ripen with time, has flowered into something beautiful.

It wasn’t something new, it wasn’t exactly old either.

It’s merely a beautiful beginning for the both of us. A new start. Time to shed off the ‘friend’ title, and move on to the next level, as each other’s special one.

It came as a really abrupt surprise. We were merely just flirting around. You drove me soooo crazy asking me to wait for a special surprise soon. But somehow without much of an effort I already expected it was July 14th, the holy blog owner’s Birthday. Blek.

Oh well, you were driving me mad by asking me to wait and YOU, on the other hand, were feeling very uneasy and couldn’t wait for my Birthday as it’s three months away. And it took your friend’s unintentional peek at our messages to realize that we have way past the ‘friend’ border. Did you know, my mom never believed me when I told her we are good friends?! LOL. I also found out recently only. -.-

Your previous worry has dissolved into nothing liao, and nothing is stopping us, but your good old intention was to give me a pleasant surprise on my 18th birthday. Alright, I got your sweet intention. -.- But honestly dear, the greatest gift to me is being together with you after all these years, irregardless of when you pop the question since you already deal with your little problem and changed your mindset. And FINALLY, I’m glad we settled it today.

Still waiting for our first date out. Not as good friends. But as couples. Pardon me if i’m shy, can frankly say I’ve only dealt with people who fancy me but certainly haven’t dealt with someone I really love with my heart, coz all previous ones phail to snatch my heart fully and I’m not those who say yes just because someone is head over heels about me. Love ya dear. ^^

DISCLAIMER: If you haven’t read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, kindly SKIP this article. AND, if it’s old news to you, thank you very much, I know it already, no need to tell me I’m late. ^^

OR, not a fan?! Don’t read. Dun complain how boring or how shitty HP is. I will not tolerate that. Stupid chinese papers with their biased speculations bout the book, bah humbug!!!

With spoilers aplenty, to those who are brave-hearted or are hardcore HP fans, proceed!!!

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When surfing good old Mugglenet for the release dates of the movie and the last book of the series (what the fugg I actually forgot them!!! -_-) I stumbled across a website named ‘Dumbledore is not Dead.com‘. LOL!!! Interesting read, I’d say. Good theories with a lot of evidence to back their asses up.

But I won’t be going to copy pasta all the articles there over my to my blog, wanna read?! Go to the website, I’ve linked it. XD

What i’m gonna write about, as per my entry title, is the conspiracy that I just got to know of in the article the author written. Had I not stumbled across the website, I wouldn’t have even know because I only own the UK version of the Half Blood Prince.

So for those who read the UK version, to the eyes it’ll be like this:

“He told me to do it or he’ll kill me. I’ve got not choice.” “Come over to the right side, Draco, and we can hide you more completely than you can possibly imagine. What is more, I can send members of the Order to your mother tonight to hide her likewise. Your father is safe at the moment in Azkaban…when the time comes we can protect him too…come over to the right side, Draco…you are not a killer…” Malfoy stared at Dumbledore. (HBP UK Edition pg 552)

For those who read or own the US version (fugg it, I really hate the differences between UK and US, come on, you bunch of NBTD’s, you’re just fugging up the language with unnecessary differences!!!), here is what meets the eye:

“He told me to do it or he’ll kill me. I’ve got no choice.” ” Come over to the right side Draco, and we can hide you more completely than you can possibly imagine. What is more, I can send members of the Order to your mother tonight to hide her likewise. He cannot kill you if you are already dead. Nobody would be surprised that you had died in your attempt to kill me — forgive me, but Lord Voldemort probably expects it. Nor would the Death Eaters be surprised that we had captured and killed your mother — it is what they would do themselves, after all. Your father is safe at the moment in Azkaban…When the time comes we can protect him too. Come over to the right side, Draco…you are not a killer…” Malfoy stared at Dumbledore. (HBP US Edition pg 591)

My goodness. One who big fat crucial sentence was left out in the UK edition. In JK Rowling’s world, a discreet sentence that normally everyone would dismiss is actually has one helluva meaning. It is a hint, a thing that might play a very important role in the future of the storyline. And with that sentence, makes a lot of difference to the storyline. Why did JK Rowling omit that in the UK edition eh?! And why was it included in the US edition?! @.@ If you’re saying the English used is different, no I don’t think so. It wasn’t language play. It was foul play, where a whole sentence was left out totally.

Anyhoo, over in the UK no one made a big fuss bout it, so let’s move on.

Could Dumbly-dooooooooor (lol the French Olympie fella) possibly be alive?! After reading what the Author of the website had to say, I have very serious second thoughts about it.

Then JK Rowling stepped in to crush our hopes.She insisted that he’s dead.

Oh well, who cares?! She’s so delusional, anything could happen. I’ve finished using up a litre of tears crying over Dumbledore’s death, if he’s back in action, then hurray I’ll skip around my room for the upcoming Harry Potter reading fever I’m gonna have when the final book reaches my hands.

Here is a vow to myself: I will lock myself in my room once I get my hands on da book and only come out to shit, bathe and eat ocassionally only. Once the book is finished then I’ll let myself outta my cage. :P That is, of course, if I’m well enough to come out from my room. Will probably face a breakdown if the story breaks my heart (yeah, I’m that hardcore bout HP. Dun sue me ^^). Harry will, and most probably, die. Those who insist he will without a shred of proof are suckers and j00 fags are losers. It’s just a matter of probability, not a matter of absolute certainity. It’s JK Rowling’s story, not yours. Dun be so sure. YET. But still, the most probable fact that he will still gnaws my heart so badly. :(

By the way, I’ve pre-ordered my copy of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows from Kinokuniya liao. UK Children’s Edition. As per picture above. First time ever I’m extremely impressed with the art work. RM50 as downpayment flown away from me just like that. Guess I will be one of the sucker’s who is gonna line up at 7 am in the morning to be the first to get their filthy hands on the book.

It’s gonna be one heckuva summer for me (it’s summer everyday in Malaysia actually, just borrowing the UK term XD).

ADDED: Fu-yoh!!! Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Trailer!!! The OOTP Trailer had my adrenaline pumping and if it weren’t for the fact that daddy is having his nap I would have screamed my heart out. XD (oh fugg, Harry lost his first kiss to Katie Leung ‘aka’ Cho Chang. NYUUUUUUUUUUUUU……………. T.T) And he hugged Hermione. Harry, can you pleaseeeeeee hug me?! I love being hugged. T.T

Ooooooh we’re so lucky that my gege didn’t go out for meeting else I’d be stuck in the office with Hee Yong being NBTD. :-/

Took my dear for a haircut near my office today as he said my current style is quite okay and he wanted to try out the stylist’s powder. XD

End result turned out well. He looks great no matter how anyway. ^^

Went to Wong Kok, the lame place with lame food with lame service for a lunch. The only damned reason we went there coz it’s the only air-conditioned place with good environment and nice tables to sit and talk and not risk ourselves walking into my brother. Hate telling him about my stuff as he tends to probe and unlike my mom who is easy about it and put a certain amount of trust on me.

Today he seems extremely happy to see me, aaaaaaw that was so damn sweet and we immersed ourselves into non-stop conversation and laughter. Seems that he has really opened himself up in front of me (not strip, j00 dirty minded fags). No longer the Iceman that he always deemed himself to be. Hmmmm. Good news for me or bad news?! Well, if his actions come from his heart, den I’m very very very glad and appreciate it loh. ^^ Hope you enjoy your time with me as well dear. ;) And hope your change can bring you yourself happiness and not to me only. That’d be selfish. >.<

Oh yeah. My W800i is back home again. Miss him a lot lah wei. Should I exchange my Sharp 903sh for my dad to use?! Dun think so after a certain thought. But once you Walkman’d, it’s hard to turn back. With SE driving me crazy with all the new phones, it’s really maddening and sometimes makes you wish that you were a trillionaire.

Rayzrblade got himself a banhammer of 7 days. Yipee guys, time to celebrate. That fag was a piece of nothing but show-off. Faggiest fag I’ve met in LYN. Hope he enjoys whining to his gadgets:

‘My dear gadgies, LYN has banned me. This is catastrophe!!!’

LAWL. I’m sick in da head, so sue me. Somehow got myself into the world of /b/. Shoot.

Night.