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SPM PART

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w00t, the day that all SPM students have been waiting for has arrived. 12 March 2007. what a day.

“die loh, my parents gonna kill me.”

“shit, later all fail die.”

such comments, i’ve seen a lot. well, get a grip lah. it’s over, it’s just a piece of paper with (%&*^**&^%$) alphabets scrawled on it.

my point is, if you’ve done well, dun expect too much. dun shriek at the little B3 you got out of all your A’s. it doesn’t really matter and doesn’t call for suicide either. ;)

as for myself, here are my results:

• BAHASA MELAYU : B4 (walao, i didn’t expect this score. NEVER EVER studied for it before in my 5 years of life in high school. KOMSAS?! CRAPPY SHIT!!! *&%#$)
• BAHASA INGGERIS : A1 (never touched it before. credits to my dear Pa for the guidance all these years ^^)
• PENGETAHUAN MORAL : C6 (this crap subject?! *yawn* never bothered also)
• SEJARAH : C5 (aaaaaw, i studied like hell to get this lame score, sigh)
• MATEMATIK : C6 (never scored well in this subject ever since i went to high school XD)
• SAINS : B3 (effort paid off quite okay lah. but i was soooooooo hoping it would earn me an A, i really worked on this :( )
• BAHASA CINA : B3 (chinese?! what that?! XD no lah, hard to study this subject, too wide scope liao)
• ENGLISH FOR SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY : A1 (easy breezy)

lol, not bad, when i first saw my results. for starters, there weren’t any dreadful D’s in the list, and all of them are within the credit limit, either A’s, B’s or C’s. cool!!! *sigh of relief*

i’m pretty satisfied with my result, well, i’m not a top scorer in any way at all, but from the amount of effort that i’ve put in and the procrastination involved, i’m pretty much satisfied. and for those friends who care for me, i hope the results dun disappoint you in any way. ^^

BUT, i think i was a tad bit unfair to the friend that was accompanying me today. she works harder than me, freaks about her results more than i do (like i ever care), and studies real hard for every score she got, yet she failed to get the required 5 credits, unlike me who didn’t do much yet am successful in obtaining satisfactory results. 0.0 poor thing. i’m sorry if i look or sound too cheerful in front of you dear. sorry dear. >.<

“what, satisfied?! you fag, that result slip sucks! you suck!”

“wah, 2 A only ar?! so little.”

now, i dun wanna hear any variations of the comments above, and nor do you lecture me like that. you’re my nobody, and i seriously hate stereotypical people who think A’s are everything. well, it’s not. not scoring better is my fault though, i prefer to be lazy den go all the way to the top, this i admit. LAWL.

ah well, i did myself justice though, not a single failed subject, i’m pretty much content. and so are my parents. they never expect all A results, all they want is decent grades and some good old effort put into it, unlike some superhuman kids who love to study, no i’m not one of them, so screw it. XD thank you mom and dad and bro for their understanding. ^^

it’s a pretty sad sight to hear from friends complaining that they got scolded for not achieving enough A’s. well, parents, get a grip. A’s aren’t everything, and stop bugging your children about it. who enjoys studying for exams anyway?! if they did their best, that’s enough liao.

UNLESS, of course, in the case that your child is an absolute idiot who does nothing but shit, then those type of result memang can use to wipe your arse after bombing in the toilet. XD so there are two separate problems oh, dun mix them up to say. ;) enough bout my score now. now i want to do some ranting.

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RANT PART

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STUPID DISCIPLINE FAGGOT!!! why the hell you ask us students to dress in long pants and long sleeve shirt and no slippers allowed?! fugg you for that, shit!!! i was all dressed up nicely, went to the office with bro to help out before meeting up my friend, and the dreadful phone call came…

“yahui ar, xun dao chu say we need to wear this wear that to take wor, if not they dun let us enter the department.”

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

i looked at my garments. a nice top and a matching mini skirt and a pair of heels. shit! it wasn’t overly sexy or revealing in any way, (unless you’re a faggot who can get high at the sight of half a thigh) and wearing like that means i can’t enter the department to get my results? wtf is this rule?!

hence, i had to go all the way home to dress up again. shit shit shit!!! i cursed the Hak Gao non-stop for his shitty rules. and i thought leaving Tsun Jin means not having to obey to the farking stupid and ridiculous rules that the Discipline Dept. pop up. fugg you damn dog!!! rawr.

kthxbye.

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